THE TIME IS NOW FOR TYRA BANKS TO START AN NFT
There's something in the air, in the water, in the ether and you can feel it. Maybe it's you or someone you know (or even two separate ppl you know that don’t know each other) but people are watching America's Next Top Model again. This happens in cycles every 3-4 months, much like how the tides of the ocean follow the moon. And we are in an ANTM cycle right now. How amazing is that! At this point, there’s really no question that ANTM is the greatest work of art of the 20th century. Every season has 7-12 moments that will change your life. Cycle 4 alone has "we were rooting for you", a buried alive photo shoot, the girls almost getting eaten by a lion when they had to take a safari in a golf cart AND a flesh-eating virus!
All of this came from the mind of one person: Tyra Banks.
After learning about what NFT's are from this Lindsay Lohan tweet and the Azealia Banks' audio sex tape we feel it is the perfect new canvas for Tyra, the greatest artist of our time. From what we can tell it seems like it makes a currency out of meme's and for years ANTM clips have been stronger than the USD.
Hopefully, Tyra is busy in Modelland working on this as we speak but if not we collected some photoshoots and other random moments that would absolutely be worth a minimum of 17k-275 million in etherium AT A MINIMUM as an NFT. If you or someone you love knows Tyra please send this over to her.
Tyra please make these following moments NFT's:
After coming out as bisexual in cycle 8, Michelle was given the task of posing as both Ellen and Portia deRossi. Like all great art the iconography is instantly recognizable. Someone should probably buy this for 20k AT A MINIMUM.
In this photoshoot in cycle 7, Monique was tasked with portraying the supermodel stereotype of throwing a phone which references the years long feud between Tyra and Naomi. Because of this strong tie to the lore of Tyra Banks this should go for 1.5 million at..........A MINIMUM.
In these images Amanda tells the story of her sons's conception. This highlights and references the shows ability to introduce you to people you might not otherwise meet and to amplify their unique stories. The level of storytelling and specificity on display here makes this a must sell at 50k and yes that would be at a minimum.
The models all had to pose in a big salad. 40 million (at min) in etherium is reasonable here.
Here, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, and Wee man join Lisa for a photoshoot where she later pees in a diaper and they cannot handle her energy. The crossover power of mid-aughts icons is so powerful in this image. It is very renaissance. An absolute minimum price of 800k is the starting point here.
Tyra fainting is often used in gif or reaction form online but the moments after show her true personality. In this moment she is letting the traumatized models know that when she fainted it was simply acting. This is Tyra having fun and for that reason a minimum price here of 175 million will do. Watch the video here.
Here the models set out to redefine aspects of themselves that they were once bullied for. Big face becomes big square head and liberation is found. For the power of this image a minimum price of 265k would be a starting point. A beginning.
Obviously, Janice Dickinson is an integral part of the ANTM story. Here she has fallen down the stairs and is yelling at the models on Norwegian Top Model to help her. This shows the prolific nature of the show and its reach worldwide. Societies in the future can learn a lot from this and for that reason, the starting price for this AT A MINIMUM would be simply 1 million. Watch the video here. It's mainly in Finnish.
Beauty is achieved here as a Lubriderm product placement is merged with a live alligator in this photoshoot. It shows the trials these models were put through in their quest for greatness. The levels here will bring the price on this to a minimum starting point of 966k.
Thank you for reading and please let Tyra know we started an Etherium wallet so we can probably help her run her NFT for her. In the mean time please join our merch club.